February 2012
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The Future Interview
Person: How did you become such a sexual pervert?
Me: Pervert?
Person: Yes, Pervert.
Me: I'm not a pervert, I have a fascination for nudity and expression
Person: But you crave and desire the female form to a degree that could be interpreted as a 'pervert'
Me: I have a desire to admire the female form. It's natural, and I'm honest.
Person: blah blah blah blah blah
Me: blah blah blah blah blah
Person: So where do you see yourself in 15 years?
Me: Probably dead.
Person: From what cause?
Me: Probably smoking cigarettes
Me: And if I do perish, I hope to the lord that the last thing I see before I croak is a female ass bent over waiting to be taken.
Person: Excu….
Me: You are excused, now fuck off!
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Eels - Guest List
Everyone needs to be somebody...
Oops! lost a couple of conservative followers….
The urge to finger fuck your pussy while you lean up against my kitchen wall is getting stronger.
did I say that out loud? !!!!
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The amount of cock-suckers you come across in this recession is heavy.
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One love - Bob Marley
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Huge weekend started today with the rugby sevens hitting Wellington. There are around 20,000 fans dressed up in costumes etc and drunk off their heads from morning till night. While I was walking in town today, a group of girls came head on to me from around the corner and one of the girls gently reached towards my cock. She lightly scraped it and I kept walking. What was I going to do? I...